September 2009
2 posts
Watchjakeandamir:
Hilary
T’WAS A DREAM!
August 2009
10 posts
Need for Seed
I would love to compile a collection of porns with ridiculous titles. In other news, I started to play the sims correctly. Well, if you don’t count the 23 illegitimate children. But 5 were legit! I was married and everything! I will update a picture of my family tree soon.
Youtube videos watched: 21,474 (+121)
Number of Sim Children so far: 28
Do people pray for grades?
I do.
Youtube videos watched: 21,177 (+35)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
fuck
fuck this class. they’ve done nothing but throw me under the friggin bus.
Youtube videos watched: 21,142 (+85)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
I'm fucked
oh god. fuck me. falling behind in everything. :(
Youtube videos watched: 21,057 (+221)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24 (gonna wait till after finals)
Alice in Wonderland sucks so much ass
It’s the worst movie ever, no question. My life is about to get ruined.
Youtube videos watched: 20,836 (+89)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
Mechaphiles are hilarious.
Thank god it’s Friday.
Youtube videos watched: 20,747 (+119)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
July 2009
15 posts
I hate the Baseball Today podcast
They are run by a bunch of idiots. Peter Pasquarelli must be removed from that show,
Youtube videos watched: 20,628 (+229)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
Listen carefully. My son married and had a child...
I really don’t want to play the sims anymore. At some point breaking the game stops being interesting. I’m going to put together a jpeg to show how i broke the game. Excited? I am.
Youtube videos watched: 20,399 (+98)
Number of Sim Children so far: 24
Mission Accomplished
So the great fruit fly invasion seems to be over. What a relief. In other news, I can’t believe the summer is almost gone. I don’t feel good about my future. I don’t know if I can keep going like this.
Youtube videos watched: 20,301 (+201)
Number of Sim Children so far: 17 (haven’t played in a while)
Fruit flies are ruining my life
They are everywhere and I have no idea where they are coming from. How do they keep flying around like that? Why do they never land? They just fly around directly at my face, which is seriously pissing me off. I don’t have much to say today, I’m too busy trying to stop this infestation. :(
Youtube videos watched: 20,100 (+137)
Number of Sim Children so far: 17
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What do I have to do to get that Klondike Bar away...
Klondike Bars are going into the shit. They’ve been exactly the same as 1929, nobody buys them, and they taste disgusting. Personally I haven’t had a Klondike Bar in over 15 years. I don’t even know a single person who has eaten one in the past 10 years. Recently they have gone through a massive rebranding effort extolling the Klondike Bar’s thicker chocolate shell. Really?...
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I promise. One hundred and ten percent!
Seriously, what the fuck? I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares lately and I have never heard more douchebags claim that they are ready to give 110 percent. In the Sabatiello’s episode the owner even claimed that giving 110 percent wasn’t enough and promised 220 percent. 220 PERCENT?! Do you have any idea how much effort is required for 220 percent? You would have to build a...
This can't be the way the Sims were meant to be...
Why is it that every time i play the sims it degrades into a child bearing contest? I always start the game with the best of intentions. I aim to be at the top of my profession, have a nice big house, eventually find a hot sim girl, have a wonderful small family, and raise the children in a way that they do not despise me. You leave me alone after 4 hours and you suddenly find 20 new pregnant and...
The Outfield - Your Love
My first audio post!...
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“It started with me trying to type girls but instead i typed grills.”
– Me
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